WHY?

Why is it that children wake at 6am when they quite clearly need more sleep?
Why did I stay up til 2am making christmas cards on the night before the above mentioned?
Why is it that when children are inside they want to play outside, but as soon as I mop the floor they want to play inside?
Why if God wanted us to love our children did he make it possible for them to hit "that certain" note when the cry you know the ear piercing brain numbing one?
Why must little boys lick things...things like the veranda?
Why do children have to fight over things that there are 3 of?
Brad often says we need a bigger house, a bigger yard, more room to run, I just figured it out, he means for ME to run, cos I swear it wouldnt matter how much room we had these kids would still be an inch away from me screaming, fighting and licking the veranda.

Thank God for Coffee!